A
guy who is so monstrous, he invokes fear into the hearts of all who are in a mile radius of his gargantuan mass. He is so humongous he bypassed the
square cube law, and is still rapidly expanding every day with his horrible eating habits. Once you are too close, you should consider yourself decreased as his gravitational
pull is that of the largest
black hole in the known universe. Not only that, a man of the name of Cameron is usually a huge geek, annihilating your brain cells with his corny ass jokes and his overall unfunny personality.
He also goes by the name of ‘Cumbrain/Cumbrian’ and ‘Cumstain’ maybe even ‘Cumrain’… beware, if you are to use these disparaging nicknames in front of the living example of a cthulhu; you
will probably suffer the consequences dearly.