There are five types of "gangsters."
1 - The wannabes. This is a group of white or black kids who, although have never committed a felony, call themselves "gangsters," "Homie G's," or other wasteful nicknames. They call themselves gangsters because they listen to
rap, sag, talk in slang, and cuss. This group is found mostly in Junior
High, but unintelligent elementary school kids
may also be these kinds of gangsters.
The hilarious thing about this group of “gangsters” is that they speak so seriously, but they don’t realize they look
like complete morons.
2 - The Mini-Mafia. This group, high enough to be called an actual gang, consists of
High-Schoolers who
may do criminal acts such as vandalism, underage sex, drinking (or other forms of alcohol) and/or occasional murders. These
people are generally uneducated morons, yet they are still hazardous.
3 - The Mafia. This group is consisting of thugs who will willingly identify a man, track him down, and kill him for money. Generally, they are white businessmen (or not, depending on your
definition of “businessmen”) They are very organized and are often associated with
cocaine and other
drugs. They are, however, usually civilized enough not to talk in slang tongues.
4 - The Upper-Class. This group consists of adults who, formerly or imaginably, used to be poor men struggling for survival, forced to live on the streets. As a result of writing
rap songs out of their experiences, they gain money, fame, and
like every celebrity, hatred.
5 – The Real Deal. This consists of
people who were born and raised on the streets. Instead of nobly living a homeless life in a shelter or acting as a typical hobo, they choose to commit crimes to get money (most of which end up being used for drugs and alcohol). Life near The Real Deal is a large risk.
1 - George: "
Yo, Gordon, what's up me Homie Black?"
Gordon: "Nothing much, fucka. I've just been hangn' in the
hood"
George: "Shut
yo' mouth, foo'. The gangster life just don't tolerate shit like that."
2 - George: "
Yo, Gordon, what'd
yo' do to dat punk who bumped
yo' in the hallz?"
Gordon: "I just left a sample of hell on his backporch."
George: "
Fire settles everything, me nigga. By the way, Yolanda is pregnant..."
3 - George: "Gordon, sit down. A man by the name of Tom Cruise has mocked our headquarters. I want you to take him out."
Gordon: "I have no motivation."
George: "I will offer $5,000 if you can get him dead tonight."
Gordon: "Where'd I put my
gun?"
4 - "I started out at 15
Scared as hell
I took 30 off a pack
And i made them sales
As a youth man i used to hustle for loot
With that little deuce
deuce
And my triple fat goose
Sippin' easy
jesus
Rockin' the leases
But mama whipped me when she found my pieces
I look back on life and think thank god im blessed
We the best on the planet so forget the rest" - Tony Yayo
5 – George: Damn bitch ran into me, so I gunned down dat mutha fucka.
Gordon: Did you get his
wallet?
George: I already bought the crack.
