The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.

Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.

Flump by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 21, 2014

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To stroke a guy's penis in a fun way. With your toes.

I want to Flump his penis.

Flump by Kmart4242 July 15, 2015

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The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

Flump by Zodozer October 22, 2015

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The random exposure of a penis

It was awful. I got a flumped on the bus earlier

Flump by Lesbigan May 7, 2016

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