1) An intricately organized bundle of
organic cables (axons) and processors (cell bodies) encased within the skull. It is responsible for all human thought and cognition.
2) A fatty piece of meat lodged in your head that, in males, is often in direct competition with the BALLS. (For most, the balls win). Also the most
popular food item for zombies and Star
Jones.
1) The nerdy, sex-deprived scientist opened up his lab supervisor's skull and was about to examine the
guy's BRAIN, when he started to get really hungry, and then deduced logically that he was indeed a
zombie.
2) Jimmy was contemplating whether or not to thrust his
schlong into his girlfriend's pooper, when it suddenly became clear that his BRAIN was losing the contest to his balls.