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Cut off an ass, preferably from a woman, and wear it as a hat after all the blood is dried or wiped off.
-Hey there Jim, I have never seen that kind of hat before!
Where did you get it?
-It's an ass hat. I got it from my ex.
ass hat by Sarkus February 24, 2008
ass hat is a really huge dumb ass
Greg, you really did that car deal? What an ass hat you are!!
Ass Hat by CJ Romig August 12, 2008
The lesser version of 'ass goblin'.
Man, that dude is such an ass hat.
ass hat by Kismet January 29, 2003
hey baby do u have the ass hat in so hot and bothered

hey big boy u cant have non of this unles you have an ass hat
ass hat by goose May 19, 2003
A pair of pants. AKA: The hat of an ass.
"You are an ass hat!" "I'm a pair of pants?"
Ass Hat by UmmmHello?! October 14, 2012
A condom(jimmy hat) for use with the buttocks. Esp. a form of protection worn during anal fisting.(Although usage is appropriate for other forms of ass-play).
Dear, before you stick your hand up my butt, be sure to put on your ass hat. Anything less would be unsanitary.
Ass Hat by wh@tevAr August 11, 2008
when you wear a donkey as a hat....
Ass hat by Some guy who commented August 25, 2016