Suv

Driven by Terrorists and Polluters.

Suv by FhillyMan July 3, 2003

Suv

1)a bigass oversized vehicle
2)a vihecle that takes up too much room in parking lots and when people try to back out of a parking spot the driver wont have enough room
3)a major heatlh threat for people who have asthma and the elderly
4)contributes to Global warming

Suv by Merlyn June 29, 2003

SUV

1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE

2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.

Coupes and sedans pwn the SUV.

Seriously people, what the hell...SUVs are gay.

SUV by idonthavaname October 5, 2006

SUV

Suddenly Useless Vechile.

With today's Gas Prices, The SUV are no longer used.

SUV by AIC CEO December 28, 2005

SUV

Sex Utility Vehicle: When someone's car, truck, or even SUV is actually often used simply as a mobile sex bed.

When the most offroading a vehicle will go is into a ditch or boondocks so that the driver and passenger may engage in sex play.

A semi-discreet way of telling parents the truth of what you are going to do Friday when you give your "friend" a ride in your SUV.

A SexUV.

"Nicole is coming by to pick me up and give me a ride in her SUV."

SUV by ~Ace_of_Spades~ March 5, 2009

SUV

A stupid piece of shit that gets 15 mpg and is designed to go off-raod but is only driven on the streets by damn idiots.

I'm an idiot. I'm gonna go buy an SUV instead a sedan lose all my money on gas!

SUV by octopus August 17, 2006

SUV

The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.

Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.

Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).

Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"

~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps

SUV by The Ugly One March 21, 2004