An Italian man with lots of spice and flavor. A Fabio will talk and eat with his hands- especially if he has access to
pizza or frozen
Pineapple (a Fabio would never pair
pizza and
pineapple together-he’
s not a
monster)A Fabio will have piercing-blue eyes. Looking into the eyes of a Fabio can be very dangerous-a chemical called phenylethylamine will produce in your body, causing you to do/say crazy things. A Fabio will have the voice of an
angel and be damn good with his fingers. A Fabio will have an infectious personality that will always leave you with wanting more. A Fabio will be ambitious/goal-oriented (he will probably use lists to organize and plan out his life). A Fabio will not settle, when it comes to finding a match. He will think that he needs multiple lovers, but really he is currently with the one he plans to spend his life with (that’s right ladies- a Fabio has already found his soul mate). A Fabio will make you laugh, cry, and scream - all at the same
time. A Fabio will own cats (more than two) because he is the ultimate
CAT-DADDY. A Fabio’s dream will to be to rescue animals or become a famous musician. Meeting a Fabio will change your life-for the better. He will make you feel whole, push you to be stronger, more secure, and independent.
Don’t party with a Fabio unless you plan on drinking a lots of Mescal, talking beautiful nonsense for three days, and forgetting to sleep and eat. Find your Fabio!