Zoe
"Zoe is the best person alive"
Zoe by Userzoeuser August 22, 2023
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You’re lucky if you know a Zoe. Zoes are the best friends you could ever have. Zoes are kind and loving and sometimes crazy. But watch out. If you have a brother then she might just end up falling in love with him. Zoes are always brunette and so pretty. And your brother will fall for her hard. So just watch out for that. But every Zoe is all around amazing and never bland. They will make you laugh so hard and you’ll be their bestie forever. I’m jelly if you have a Zoe as a friend
Person 1:omg did you hear what happened to my friend?
Person 2: no. What happened?
Person 1: I heard that she became best friends with a Zoe and then Zoe started dating her brother!
Person 2: woah that’s crazy. She’s lucky to have a Zoe as a friend and soon to be sister in law
Person 2: no. What happened?
Person 1: I heard that she became best friends with a Zoe and then Zoe started dating her brother!
Person 2: woah that’s crazy. She’s lucky to have a Zoe as a friend and soon to be sister in law
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Zoe's are either really nice or really annoying. The bad Zoe's will be the type of person to get into the way of your homie rizzing up a 10/10. Good Zoe's will always be there for you, no matter what you're going through.
Person 1: Zoe's coming to the party
Person 2: good or bad Zoe
Person 1: good Zoe
Person 2: thank god
Person 2: good or bad Zoe
Person 1: good Zoe
Person 2: thank god
Zoe by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023
Zoe
built like the carriage from cinderella, goes red while walking cause shes so fat, speaks like a man, wears 7 layers of makeup to try and cover up her fatness (doesn't work), tells people her fat is muscle, definitely acts like her tits r her only personality as if she wouldn't have them if she wasn't so fucking obese
Zoe by michaellover6969 December 5, 2023