Tom's are the funniest, and possibly most awesome people you can meet and be around. a Tom usually has a likeness to Sophie’s , Partying, sports, and video games.
(Guy 1): WHO IS THAT GUY????
(Guy 2): Oh that's just Tom. All of the girls hang around him for some reason.
A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time