Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month
bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look
cool, and the only
one who speaks out against it is his
mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being
zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small
boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his
hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking
like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that
hottie over there in the
corner?
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way
cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.