2 definitions by FailedLover73

LEV

Lev is one of the most reserved people you will ever meet. He's constantly changing himself to look cooler in front of people, and hell does it work. He's heartless to everyone save a select few, but this has all the girls absolutely dying to have a chance with him. Any and all information about him is a mystery, bc he trust nearly no one although he seems to have a weakness for blondes. He acts and dresses in an ever so slightly zesty fashion, but this is likely just a ploy to get close to the few girls who aren't already falling for him. If you manage to get Lev to trust you, you're seriously skilled and have my respect.

Girl 1: Who's that absolute gem of a guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that's only the hottest dude for miles around, Lev.

by FailedLover73 April 30, 2023

Mark

Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.

12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.

by FailedLover73 May 31, 2023