Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so
hard that
grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs
go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.