mcdonalds 

Plastic shaped to resemble food. With chemically produced smell and "taste". Despite there latest move into salad, they are still the crappiest "restaurant" in the known world. People only eat there, when they a) Can't cook, b) Are stupid, c) Are broke, d) All above. Therefore...

Shit, I had to have F***ing McD's for lunch...

Excuse me sir, how does one clog ones arteries in the shortest period of time?

mcdonalds by leichenhalle August 29, 2003

McDonalds 

A corpse that has been made into a burger. The fries are from there penis.
The buns are there asscheeks and the
blood is ketchup.

McDonalds by My name? July 26, 2003

McDonalds 

A 100% comercial capitalist organisation that sells people crap instead of food. People still buy it, though, because they're stupid and want to play with the little and useless toys they give with happy meals. Actually, it's a hidden alien organisation that wants to take over the world, and it seems to be doing very well at it.

McDonalds by Nat July 28, 2003

mcdonalds 

McDonalds is the place to rock. It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat. It is a good place to listen to the music. People flock here to get down to the rock music. McDonalds will make you fat. They serve Big Macs. They serve Quarter-Pounders. They will put pounds on you. McDonalds hamburgers are the worst. They are worse than Burger King. A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat. A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat.

Rock and Roll McDonalds

mcdonalds by Jabsco December 24, 2008

McDonalds 

And obviously Kyle was one of those multiple-chinned, lard-ass losers who did the suing..

Put the fork down, fatass!

McDonalds by Kyle March 3, 2005

McDonalds 

The name written all over 80% of the worlds trash.

while travelling in some of the remotest regions of australia, we started to see plenty of mcdonalds wrappers and drink containers and so we knew that a local franchise of the fresh and delicious burger chain must be nearby. we all rejoiced.

McDonalds by brad7970 December 28, 2005

mcdonalds 

America's terrible, terrible revenge on Japan for Pearl Harbour.

Love koto! - The Japanese equivalent of the Mcdonalds motto - I'm Loving it

mcdonalds by Boylio August 10, 2006