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Donald Trump 

an oversized baby who coats himself in orange wall paint
donald trump's favourite color is orange
Donald Trump by The STD World January 5, 2021

Donald Trump 

I think Donald Trump is a good man, not great, though. I think heโ€™s misunderstood.
Donald Trump by William Crenshaw February 19, 2021

Donald Trump 

Gelatinous cartoon slumlord and narcissistic vulgarian who took a massive dump on the American electoral process in 2015. Notable achievements include becoming a billionaire by repeatedly shifting his debt burden to the American taxpayers through multiple bankruptcies, stealing the crackpot wing of the Republican Party away from Rand Paul, repeatedly (and unsuccessfully) attempting to legally steal the house of 65 year-old grandmother through exploitation of public domain laws, and staying up until 3:00 am tweeting insults to Fox News commentator Megan Kelly after she pwned him in a televised debate. Leadership style combines the worst elements of a 12 year-old schoolyard bully and a cuckolded drunken stevedore.
Bernie Sanders actually looks electable, when compared to Donald Trump.
Donald Trump by ToraJack October 30, 2015

Donald Trump 

Deathโ€™s Worst Nightmare
Devil: Why are you scared
Death: I dreamt of Donald Trump coming here

Donald Trump 

The nasty hairstyle of combing thin strands of one colored hair into another and pushing some to the side where the end product resembles a dead chipmunk.
Casey looks bedazzling! Her donald trump matches her fur coat!
Donald Trump by Aldyn July 7, 2004

Donald Trump 

America's worst president ever. Also a guy that is racist against Mexicans and decided to kill thousands of civilians when shooting T.M.O.A.B at Iraq ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ. And also a rapist person.
Donald Trump is a load of SHIT.
Donald Trump by Swagton April 24, 2017