Ninja
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Ninja
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
Ninja
I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.
It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”
It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”
Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?
UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.
UN #1: why a ninja?
UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.
UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.
UN #1: why a ninja?
UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.
Ninja by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021