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a way to refer to someone who pisses you off or someone you don't like, just call them a thing.

(whilst pointing at it) "that f***ing thing is really pissing me off!!!"

Thing by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

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Oh! He said the thing!

Hym "Oh! You see it? He said the thing! From the show!"

Iam "Yeah, yeah I see it..."

Hym "Right!? That shit is metal!"

Iam "Yeah..."

Hym "Why so glum chum?"

Iam "Oh... You know... Everything is falling apart. My life is going to be miserable, indefinitely, from today forward."

Hym "Don't worry. You'll die eventually."

Iam "That... Doesn't make me feel better."

Hym "It isn't intended to." 😐

Iam *sigh* "I know...."

Thing by Hym Iam August 29, 2022

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(Verb) When a dog bears his/her upper teeth to display some type of negative emotion, usually as the final warning before biting.

Person 1: Dude, that rotweiler is thinging at you!

Person 2: slowly backs away, being sure to not make eye-contact with the dog

Thing by Steve2552 October 8, 2017

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This is too complex to explain

John: that new phone of yours is very Thing! Yes
sally: thank you!

another example

John: your face looks very thing today
Sally: how dare you..

Thing by delete that note June 3, 2018

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Look, a thing! Don't like it? Try it in a different place, at a different Time(TM).

It's a thing.

James-"Sorry I'm late, I had to sort out a thing some time ago."
Michael-*Turning dramatically*
Michael-"But what is time?"
*Vsauce music*

Thing by Some Person Called Rimor December 18, 2019

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Why did you look this up?

Man 1:Wow look at that thing
Man 2:Whoa what is it?
Man 1:I have absolutely no idea!

Thing by StinkyMan74 December 11, 2020

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When 2 friends have a thing with each other, even if one person doesn't like the other however they both randomly kiss at times and were friends with benefits at a certain point. You would say they had a thing.

Oh yeah me and ava had a thing, i didn't like her but we would kiss and were friends with benefits.

Thing by colejackolantern May 18, 2021