-At a little-league baseball game-
Horrible Dad 1: I am truely an art fanatic after my son
Jimmy made a wonderous piece of art at school today
Horrible Dad
2:
Wow! What was it of?
Horrible Dad 1: I don't know, looks
like a brontosaurus mixed with a convertable limo, bu thats beside the point
Horrible Dad 1: I Framed the painting and put it in the living room and every visitor absolutly adores it!
Horrible Dad 2: I have a Andy Warhol in my dining room worth $2250000, nobody even recognizes it.
Horrible Dad 2: I
will sell you my entire Andy Warhol colection to you for
Jimmy's painting
Horrible Dad 1: Deal!
-And that's how Bill Gates became a world-class art collector-