hamish 

dickhead

hamish is a dickhead

hamish by penguinxnxx69 May 24, 2017

Hamish 

An angry man rat thing that enjoys little children and animals. his car is allergic to eggs and is constantly bombarded by them, he then gets his father to attack the thrower of the egg as his revenge. he enjoys playing Call Of Duty games but is so bad at them that he goes into his trademarked rage mode where, similar to the hulk, he rips of his shirt in order to look cool and runs around town naked assaulting people.

"That pedo is SUCH a Hamish!"

Hamish by this is not Adam January 5, 2008

Hamish 

Man who plays Frotnite 24/7

Man that Hamish crankin 90s

Hamish by SussyElmo September 19, 2022

hamish 

1) Someone with an incredibly large passion for gamins, similar to "Ethan" from cad-comics

2) A potential psychopath whom would kill without emotion

3) A synonym for God

4) An outright asshole

Hamish: I can't fucking wait for Fable 2 to come out! ...And The Outsider..And Halo Wars... And Guild Wars 2... And the New Halo 3 maps... etc.

Hamish: I can take the life of a fly, what's the difference between you and a fly? Die now!

*during Halo* Oh man! How'd you kill me?
Hamish: I'm God

Can you turn your music down?
Hamish: Can you get fucked?

hamish by Volkade January 16, 2008

Hamish 

He is a fucking lanky screeching cunt who teaches Physics. He then moans about it to anyone because why the fuck not and is generally a fucking bell end who sucks on dogs bollocks.

Don't be such a Hamish you cunt.

Hamish by Alright karma March 5, 2019

Hamish 

The appropriate plural diction for the singular word "Homie". The definition is derived from a science fictional world described in the Foundation Series of books written by Isaac Asimov. A group of native farmers live on a planet called Trantor and do nothing but farm and enjoy each others company through a vast amount of empty time due to the eternal daylight provided by their double-sun solar system. Their nation is known as Hame and they are the Hamish (pronounced "hammish"). Do to their infamous downtime, the vernacular "homie" who "chills" (or relaxes during a large amount of downtime on a regular basis) has thus been adopted into the plural "Hamish" group of individuals depending on his geographical location and social status.

"I was just chillin' with my hamish."
"I was just chillin' with the hamish."
"Don't fuck wit my/the hamish unless you tryna get bracked, fool."
"My/The hamish hooked it up!"
"Imma hit up my/the hamish cause im tryna chill. Maybe play some bp or whatever."

Hamish by Hamish Collective August 31, 2011

Hamish 

Fat and arrogant, yet knowledgeable in useless ways. Lazy. Unable to understand others feelings or enjoy anything besides fighting. Generally unagreeable and nasty. Lonely and obsessive.

Quit picking fights about shit you don't even care about Hamish!

Hamish by hackermaster765447 December 20, 2013