faced

Describes any person or animal in whose face another person or animal has just ejaculated, either in a sexual setting or otherwise.

What's that all over your lovely visage? Ooooh, looks like I just faced you! You've been owned, bitch.

Oh my god, that girl just got faced by a horse!

faced by narcoleptic December 28, 2005

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faced

To beat someone with a blunt object; to maim. To kill another player in a video game

Bob: Dude i just faced you with my sniper rifle
Chris: Dude shut up or i will face you with a mace

faced by Gonx November 21, 2006

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faced • facedick • Facedump • facedrop • faced-out • facedesk • facedropping • facedrunking • facedog • Facedouche

faced

When a web site becomes virtually unreachable because too many people are trying to access it after the site has been made part of a viral Facebook status update.

urbandictionary.com sure is slow now. I think it's been faced.

faced by Davorama February 3, 2010

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faced

Getting caught at work (by your boss) looking at facebook.com

hey, so many people got faced at my work that they've block the sight from our network

faced by Dirk Rimbaud July 8, 2007

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In an online game called Counter Strike, being faced is when someone throws a grenade directly at your face. This causes one damage and is generally very funny. Facing is a hard skill to master. Also, someone who is faced with a frag (HE grenade) will generally take the maximum damage possible with a nade because it will blow up very close to his or her head.

I was rushing mid on dust2 and totally faced some newb who was camping spawn.

faced by Kyle Robson January 6, 2006

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Faced

when proven wrong people usually say this in order to rub it in your face that they proved you wrong

"He was gay I tell you"
"then why is he kissing that girl?"
"because....uh..."
"OOO FACED!"

Faced by AARgeek January 22, 2004

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faced

Getting cracked in the face followed by being thrust across the room with a hard push. Usually whilst doing this you would shout the word 'FACED'

You walk down the street and some little kid kicks you in the leg, you turn around and push his face into a wall, whilst falling to the floor in pain and saying FACED.

faced by S.J.R July 20, 2008

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