skeef 

To take, steal, finesse, and or lick.

you heard that one kid garrett giles? i heard he skeefs the fuck out of everyone.

skeef by daddygarrett January 22, 2017

Skeef 

An individual you really want to rail however the general consensus is that she is clapped. Furthermore, there are repercussions to the skeef such as your mates taking the piss out of you due to her conventionally being unattractive.

Aw yeah she’s skeef mate.

Skeef by Skeefer December 11, 2021

Skeef 

A foreskin fart. Similar to a queef. Applicable in any situation in which an uncircumcised penis emits an audible noise.

Every time I wash myself in the shower, my wiener skeefs.

Skeef by ItsActuallyX September 18, 2022

skeef 

when u fart and sneeze at the same time

bruh u ok??
yeah i jus skeefed

skeef by bitchpilled September 18, 2023

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

boom skeef 

A slut or or whore that does whatever a guy wants them to

Yo dont talk to that boom skeef! She gave Tim head yesterday

boom skeef by Justin bailey July 2, 2005

Sheefa

The most beautiful, kind, and spazzy girl you will ever meet. She may not be tall, but she has the courage and strength of a lion.

That girl is such a Sheefa, I wish I could date her.

Sheefa by TheDarkKnight123424 January 12, 2013