Jon 

Cumbersome (difficult to deal with due to size and weight). Is also a big dick.

The movers said that the piano is very jon.

Jon by Diana & Sheila June 26, 2008

Jon 

A gay fag, sex-crazed, perverted fucking bitch. Is obsessed with awful memes, jerking off to incest porn, his bisexual friends, and not shutting the hell up. Jon has pale skin and always has so much acne.

This boy is a fuckboy fag, he must be Jon!

Jon by kurly kue kouldn't kare less September 1, 2017

Jon 

COMPLETE MAN WHORE!
if you are "pretty" have two legs and a pussy he is after you.
and then dont let these "Jons" get inside your mind becasue they will crush your heart then use the little pieces as confittee.

Jons are ussualy very out going and know as a laddies man. can seem to get any girl he wants.

Cheyenne: hey what do you think about Jon?
Miranda: complete manwhore. tears gurls apart. despise him.
Cheyenne: I know right!

Jon by angelandprincess25 June 18, 2011

Jon 

A true failure. Anyone named Jon was obviously a disappointment to their father, as he left out the “h.” Jon never achieves anything noteworthy, leaves girlfriends for no good reason, and sleeps on the floor like an animal. The gold standard in shitty human beings.

“Yo, did that guy just shit himself?”

“Yeah, he’s such a Jon.”

Jon by Chickenshits139 June 23, 2019

Jon 

A completely shady person, who will try and pass himself off as spiritual, but will turn on you quicker than the devil himself.

That guy talks out of both sides of his mouth, he must be a Jon.
dick, asshole, prick

Jon by The Cru September 12, 2016

Jon 

A homophobic jiggaboo

You have jhs
What does that mean?
JON has sweg
Gey

Jon by Jhs jon has sweg January 8, 2014

Jon 

Jon's are the biggest cocky buttholes on earth. And they have the largest inflated heads known to man. Purple tree bunnys hate them so much. Jon's can be referred to as assholes, asswads, dickwads, jerkwads, buttholes etc. their head is inflated with so much gas that they have caused global warming. They seem to be girly boys as well and suck ass at debating with woman. Especially with their best friend whose a girl. Sometimes they're saps which is sweet.

What a jon
Oh man I wish I didn't do a JON again
I have to use the JON

Jon by Purple tree bunny March 22, 2013