An extremely overpriced clothing store for suburban adolescents between the ages of 11-
19 (although the age is getting younger, I swear that in a few years, 4th graders
will be getting boob jobs, allowing them to have the body of Lindsay Lohan). This store, contrary to popular belief, not only appeals to twiggy
girls and preppy guys who think they're "ghetto" even though they buy clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch, but also rather obese
girls as well. It's surprising that they even fit into the clothes, when as is, they rip and tear on anorexics, but on the more pudgy
girls they somehow find a way, usually with their stomachs hanging out the front of their see-through t-shirts all the way down to the low seams of their hip-huggers. In addition, these girls are also the ones who insult girls who have a
brain in their head that they need to buy these poor-quality, overpriced, thrift store-esque clothes with a blinding Abercrombie label repeatedly shoved on wherever there is a
square inch of pure, easily
ripped fabric. I guess, at Abercrombie and Fitch, the less fabric there is, the higher the price tag!
#1-Anorexic: Oh my gawd, this mini is soooo
cute! And, it's only $
99.99! I totally have to buy it now before anyone else does, so I can make fun of anyone who buys it after me! I mean, what is the point of wearing a mini unless you can see my thong through all these holes in it? What size am I, an
18 now? Gawd, I wish I fit into a size two, those
girls are so hot! You can see their ribs!
#2-Pudgy Girl- I guess they don't have my size here. Wait! If I hold my breath I can fit in a size 2! My stomach only hangs out when i exhale! And this jeans are
cute, too! If I rip my jeans because my
butt is too big, I can say the rip in the crack is because the denim is so, um..., fragile.