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Whitey is a noun, referring to any Caucasian male or female who practices mannerisms that can be described as any of the following:Self-righteous, judgmental, corrupt, Racist, greedy, Ignorant, condescending, pretentious, And last but not least a unprecedented fear of minorities.

NOTE
*Not all Caucasians are Whiteys.*
A woman who locks the car doors when a black person crosses the street.
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"I can not believe they called the cops on our party!"
"yeah what a bunch of whiteys."
Whitey by Daniel Verna September 30, 2007
"this is a good brown... wait.. whitey?"
whitey by RevStan December 17, 2003
To vomit after taking some form of drugs. Usually only used in referrance to weed.
I whiteyed last night.
whitey by josquius April 15, 2004
A short period of feeling sick, or queasy; often a reaction to excessive consumption of alcohol or drugs. From the pallid skin of someone feeling sick. Cf. 'throw a whitey'.
John's just had a whitey and had to go home early.
whitey by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
A negative word for a person who is white. It can also mean someone who is white but thinks it is their best intrest to act like another race. See also: wigger, wangsta, Wapanese, or cracka.
Whitey by Anonymous June 25, 2003
a word a black person can NEVER say while a white person is present or they will be beat down. But they say it with fellow black people.

White person #1: Yo my whitey, wut up.

White person #2: Whiteeeey! Shit! Ya shudda been at my crib last night. This whitey was all up in my shit, man. I said ya betta chill out whitey or I'm gonna fuck you up. Shit, that whitey pulled out a knife, and I knocked that whitey down to da ground and beat the fuck outta that whitey. Shit. No whitey pulls that shit in my crib. Real talk.

Black person overhearing: "Whitey?"

White person #1: What tha fuck you say, bitch?

White person #2: That nigga called us whitey!

White person #1: He ain't gonna be callin nobody nuthin in a minute!

Black person: What the fuck? What the hell's goin on here?

(Cue Twilight Zone music)
whitey by Whitey1 December 19, 2007
A caucasion. Used in a racist way.
Hey whitey! Get the fuck back here with my Lambo!
Whitey by Philip April 26, 2004