Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm

As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.

Masturbating by 001002943 December 16, 2019

Masturbating

Playing with yourself

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"

Masturbating by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019

Masturbating

"Masturbating" (verb) "Mah-STer-Bay-ting"

It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".

"Chad was seen masturbating with Kelly"

Masturbating by ChadV2 November 15, 2018

masturbating

to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.

"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."

masturbating by Jakob Armstrong April 19, 2006

masturbating

To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.

After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.

masturbating by Johny Hero December 14, 2008

masturbating

when you vigorously rub/slap/caress you erect penis or other penises.

Phil likes masturbating.

masturbating by Nick Scott Boire April 9, 2006

masturbating

To perform an act of masturbation.

The village idiot was masturbating.

masturbating by Root April 9, 2006