Hosea 

Hosea is the guy you have been searching for all your life only to find him at the wrong time. He’s the kind of guy that will light up a room the moment he walks in with his big bright smile. He’s funny, easy going, thoughtful and a flirt. Although Hosea might not know exactly what he wants to in life, he’s a hard worker and always there to lend a hand. A genuine guy who likes to have a good time, meet new people, travel and get blacked out drunk. He’s a keeper. You may have met Hosea at the wrong time but if it’s meant to be he’ll make it known.

“Whos chugging another beer over there?”

“We all know that’s Hosea”

Hosea by Mobilebabe November 23, 2021

Hosea 

Hosea is the sweetest guy on the planet. i’m absolutely in love with him and he means everything to me. Hosea is handsome, charming, charismatic, funny, adorable, and absolutely perfect. he is the man i intend on marrying.

kendall: hosea? i love you
hosea: i love you too kendall

Hosea by randomtrany July 29, 2022

Hosea Matthews 

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring

omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there

Hosea Matthews by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021

Hosea's tropical summer 

When you cum in a girls ass, use a turkey baster to suck the cum out of her ass, inject the cum into your own ass, then have the girl suck it out with her mouth. Similar to felching.

"Me and my girlfriend had a Hosea's tropical summer last night".

Hosea's tropical summer by Frits the Flammenwerfer man September 28, 2017

Hosea Vao

Someone who never comes to school.

Person 1: “Are you coming to school?”

Person 2: “Nah im gonna pull a Hosea Vao”

Hosea Vao by Yeah Ok Buddy June 19, 2020

Hosea Augurius

A boy with an interesting haircut and is very thin that you can see the bone. He uses a grey backpack and a green lunch bag to school every day and he also uses a think book laptop with a white earphone

its just Hosea Augurius

Hosea Augurius by Say Darna August 18, 2022

Hanging the Hose 

Exhibiting a flacid penis for all to see. Usually associated with older males

Simon came out of the steam room with out a towel, just hanging the hose.

Hanging the Hose by Stinky Pooo April 27, 2017