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Bernice is a cadillac superior royale tiarra limosine funeral coach. She's got a 4-29 V-8 Engine, offering 340 VHP at 4600 revolutions per minute. a 21 foot beauty with a 156 inch wheel base, containing a 4 barrel rodchester, quadrojet carburator. WITH turbo-hydromatic transmission. Bernice wieghs over 6,000 pounds. the infamous hearse from the movie "grand theft parsons".
hippie- meet bernice!
bernice by lulu223 July 19, 2006
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A bonafide squirt queen. Goes out regularly commando, occasionally has a landing strip. Loves it in the ass.
Bernice squirted on my face yesterday, typical
Bernice by Reaallygoodateverything November 23, 2021
Nigga 1: yo i met this girl named bernice she likes billie eilish and fallout
Nigga 2: BRUH she so quirky doe
Bernice by quandosido February 10, 2019
A fat Karen, a fat lady acting like Karen.
“Isn’t that fat lady acting like a Karen?”
Yeah, but that means she’s a Bernice.”
Bernice by noir_angel17 July 25, 2024

Bernice’s Best friend

Adjective
1. Someone who is obese
“Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernices best friend get her?”
“Lol”

Jirah Bernice 

Most lovable and pretty person<3
Hey, look at her she's helping out her friend that must be Jirah Bernice!
Jirah Bernice by cutekosobra_chi November 24, 2021

dirty bernice 

a freakie girl who likes to have sex anywhere
Go after her man, she’s a dirty bernice
dirty bernice by getlikeme April 30, 2020