Asian 

Sometimes, what we are just might be a good excuse for everything...

Boyfriend: Why was that 40 year old guy talking to you?!?
Girl: Uh, probably because I'm Asian?
Boyfriend: Ha ha, oh! I get you. Asian fever. Heh heh.

Asian by Banana Fone August 19, 2008

asian 

Smartest people in the world. Really good at committing large crimes and not getting caught.

I have never seen an Asian in jail.

asian by tpb614 March 10, 2016

asian 

Someone who is better than you at everything

Bob- how does that guy do that so well?
John-he's Asian
Bob-oh yeah

asian by PaPrIfSFfg January 7, 2019

Asian 

only the smartest people on earth duh

person A : hey are you asian too?
person B : HELL YEAH
person a and b later figured out a formula to end global warming

Asian by theboredguydownthestreet June 22, 2010

Asian 

The smartest race on earth.

All the whiz kids in my class are all Asians.

Asian by Mi Pianist December 25, 2010

Asian 

What's with all the bullshit about us not being able to drive? Have you been to Asia and seen all the drivers? Damn right Americans, we drive a hell of a lot better than you.

Jim : Who's that driving at 120 and still being able to stay on the road?

Bill : That's an Asian.

Asian by Fuck life. Fuck you. March 1, 2011

Asian 

Badass!

Have you played that new video game? It's so Asian!

Asian by SethPwns February 20, 2010