willy wonka
willy wonka by El_Scorcho January 30, 2005
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Willy Wonka
noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
Willy Wonka by cavalico April 8, 2009
Willy Wonka
The definition of Willy Wonka is “Wyatt”.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
Willy Wonka by Teaveem October 28, 2018
Willy Wonka
When a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a Willy Wonka bar on a hot summers day.
Willy Wonka by Thom Jones July 9, 2012
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka by WillyWonkaCocoaLover1 October 18, 2008
Willy Wonka
After giving anal, you make the reciever suck the shit off your penis.
OR
After giving anal, you pecker slap dat hoe.
OR
After giving anal, you pecker slap dat hoe.
Willy Wonka by Steele Bro's February 7, 2008