shlump 

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?

Go shlump a tree

shlump by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

shlump 

a description word for something atrociously hideous

Oh for bloody fucks sake, what are you wearing a bloody shlump bag?

shlump by andrea November 5, 2004

Shlump 

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

Shlump by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Shlump 

a stupid way of saying sleep

Billy is Shlump on his desk

Shlump by ShlumpMaster October 24, 2017

Shlump 

the way people express the best feeling in the world.

Each person has only ONE Shlump in the world. The Best moment of his/hers life!

Me: OMG!!! I JUST Shlumped
My Friend: Wow man TMI!

Shlump by Fresco_ March 4, 2019

Shlump 

The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.

Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!

Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now

Shlump by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

shlump 

an irrelevant clump of cells squished into a tiny human

hammy is such a shlump.

shlump by schlongman May 4, 2021