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January 1 

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.
Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist
January 1 by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

January 1 

January 1st is national slap Joe/Joey day.
You: *Slaps Joe/Joey*
Joe/Joey: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
You: January 1st is National slap Joe/Joey day!
January 1 by I cook food December 10, 2019

January 1 

It’s January 1 I wonder if Katie’s gonna grope anyone.
January 1 by anonymous October 28, 2020

January 1 

The day Jermy Linki-Chow was born
Also New Years
Happy January 1
Happy new years?
No happy Birth of The Almighty Linki-Chow
January 1 by Random commenter October 19, 2019

January 1 

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.
Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st
January 1 by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

January 1 

In new year if you
-text
-have a crush a your boyfriend/girlfriend

-in your room 24/
-study
-always on your phone
Other.
January 1 by anonymous December 30, 2021