Fundamentalist 

Someone who can't tell the difference between God and their own ego, nor Christian doctrine and their (disgusting) personal beliefs.

Substitute 'God' with 'I' in any Fundamentalist screed and you'll see why He never seems to disagree with them.

Fundamentalist by Sesquiped August 17, 2014

fundamentalist cop 

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law

For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.

fundamentalist cop by kris takahashi December 31, 2009

Fundamentalist Consumerism 

a term coined by Bruce Levine to describe the mindset of a group of people who "are singularly attached to cheap stuff."

The term describes a culture that "creates increasing material expectations" that often can not be satiated, "devalues human connectedness," "socializes people to be self-absorbed and selfish," "obliterates self-reliance," "alienates people from normal human emotional reactions" and "sells false hope that creates more pain."

Fundamentalist Consumerism is demonstrated en-mass on every Black Friday. On Long Island, NY in 2008, Wal-Mart employee Jdimytai Damour was trampled to death by customers stampeding into the store when the doors were opened. Police attempting to clear the scene were met with hostile reactions from customers, some insisting that they "had been waiting in line since yesterday morning" to get into the store. Fundamentalist Consumerism devalues all life in pursuit of 'stuff.'

Fundamentalist Consumerism by thewakebehindyou August 1, 2011

fundamentalist christians 

Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...

Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."

fundamentalist christians by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

Fundamentalist Christian 

Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)

Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)

Fundamentalist Christian by Hazard13 July 1, 2008

Fundamentalist Christian 

A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.

People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally

That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.

Fundamentalist Christian by Goldo Glittergold April 10, 2008

Fundamentalist Criticism 

An analysis literary or artistic work where the critic claims to have found the literal, only/sole verdicial, or irrefutable interpretation of a literary or artistic work.

Halsey: "Arroxa's claims on Shrek being written as a Ricardian socialist criticism on Consumerism is bordering on fundamentalist criticism. Not because of her take (which is interesting), but her claim that all other interpretations of the artistic work; that is Shrek, is phony -- which is a bit much. I mean her take is interesting, but come on dude. Do you know what I mean Jiheon."
Jiheon: "Yeah she seems a bit much at times, but Arroxa is our highly opinionated bestie. We love her despite her putative ipsedixitism."

Fundamentalist Criticism by MaxwellMurdoch October 30, 2020