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curmudgeon 

In some circles, it refers to the male reproductive organ (the penis) and the sorrounding pubic hair
"I trimmed around my curmudgeon, and it looks bigger now"
curmudgeon by MDG33k January 26, 2008

curmudgeon 

Karen’s husband is an old and really grumpy curmudgeon.
curmudgeon by bluestinger66 November 28, 2022

Curmudgeon 

Look at that decrepit curmudgeon over there. Fuck that guy.
Curmudgeon by ballfartsex March 6, 2025

curmudgeon's fallacy 

The belief efforts to protect people from calamity will only lead to them being more careless, and bringing on more calamity.

This is a fallacy because it (a) assumes people can adjust personal risk to replicate an incomparable situation, and (b) it confusing risk-taking and risky behavior. "Risk-taking" is a neutral term that includes anything that increases risk in some way, such as operating a machine at a higher speed. This usually is done to get some other benefit. "Risky behavior" is foolish, feckless, or sloppy behavior that has no intrinsic utility to the person engaging in it.
An example of the curmudgeon's fallacy is the erroneous claim that safer cars make for careless drivers.
curmudgeon's fallacy by Abu Yahya October 19, 2008

curmudgeon's fallacy 

The idea that, if you mitigate the consequences of a particular type of accident, then that type of accident will necessarily occur much more frequently, more than negating the initial benefit.

The CF assumes that human nature is perverse and seeks to equalize consequences. Hence, improved automotive technologies such as air bags, ABS, space frames, etc. will be offset (or more than offset) by careless driving, leading to increased highway fatalities.

FALSIFICATION: Empirical evidence shows that, while reducing consequences increases risky behavior, overall safety/health outcomes are better. Insurance companies with a stake in reducing claims verify this.

More generally, the CF confuses all forms of risk-taking, such as faster highway speeds, with fecklessness. Increased speed and convenience (for motorists) has utility; and there is no principle in welfare economics that says risk-taking will increase by an amount sufficient to offset the safety measures.
The massively overrated book *Freakanomics* (Dubner & Leavitt) includes many examples of the curmudgeon's fallacy.
curmudgeon's fallacy by Abu Yahya October 16, 2008

cough medicine curmudgeon 

n. a person who does a lot of robotripping...thus becoming the Queen/King of tussin. Popularized by an MC Chris song "The Tussin".
my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon