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Island 26 miles or so from mainland Southern California. Very laid-back sort of place! Great for families, couples, lovers, friends.......actually for Everyone!
Catalina by MatthewMLee January 3, 2009
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person1:
dam look at catalina she's fine and thick as hell bruh im gona make her my wife.
person2:
shit yea right shes to good for you nigga
dam look at catalina she's fine and thick as hell bruh im gona make her my wife.
person2:
shit yea right shes to good for you nigga
catalina by superswaggin December 8, 2010
Catalina
Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.
"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
Catalina
Most likely, colombian. She's prolly 5'1. She may be a bit shy at first and may take a while for her to open up but once she does, she's the funny girl of the friend group. She may also be very cynical and insecure because of people in her past who broke her trust and as a result she may be a bit of a loner but at least her friendships are mostly deep connections. She's independent and stands up for herself aswell as her friends. She doesn't like to fight and she's very kind to others. She's musically talented and she hasn't gone a year without crushing on someone. She's very determined and always works towards bettering herself.
Catalina by Somwbodythatyouusedtoknow November 20, 2021