1. Basic
food, for when you can't be arsed to get anything better. Good at soaking up beer.
2. What I don't have when I play poker
3. A female who
will probably have
sex with a scouser
4. Full sex with a woman
1. Let's get some chips on the way to the pub
2. I'm out of chips, lets go
get poombed
3. Chips is here tonight, where's scouse James?
4. Look!
Johnny's taken that girl upstairs for some chips. Bloody hell! Have you
seen the state of her? His nob's gonna rot one day if he carries on like this.