Marriage

A contract in which each party gives the other exclusive rights to their genitals.

I Kant believe that is your definition of marriage.

Marriage by JBrogundian January 25, 2026

Marriage

A ceremony which allows reproduction to be possible and upon delivery through the flesh in the maridal procedure or concedure the Holy Spirit and Hoky ghost are automatically allowed and are in fact applied because you successfully had children because you were there

Its awesome and successful to be married and even though I did through wedlock I legally and legitimately got married and I am thankful and grateful for my marriage because they made me who I am

Marriage by Atom Ekwillz Adam July 15, 2026

Marriage fraud 

When two men- two women- shit... anyone gets married and then they fall apart and then the other one, listen to me tubbo the other one probably owns a knife or some shit then they go and rob a bank together as frauds.

I think I’ll commit marriage fraud and get married in rage

Marriage fraud by Oddit_in_flames November 24, 2020

marriage pact 

A marriage pact between two people to get married at a certain point if they are not married at said point in time.

I made a marriage pact with Joey!

marriage pact by Secret Agent: Dog October 30, 2015

marriage strike 

The term "marriage strike" refers to a movement by young men in Western countries to not get married, out of fear of financial ruin stemming from later divorce.

She keeps asking him about tying the knot, but he's joined the marriage strike.

marriage strike by Kai Thorsten June 28, 2008

marriage chrono

Intentionally disparaging institutional slang term for when two incarcerated individuals who have fought or exchanged threats formally agree to get along and not hold animosity toward one another.

These two have willingly signed a marriage chrono, they can both stay here on the same yard with no worries and more importantly, no state liability.

marriage chrono by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019

marriage strike 

The term "marriage strike" refers to young men in Western countries deciding to not get married, due to high divorce rates (50% in the U.S., and as high as 75% in California, which is not included in the U.S. average). A perception that marriage is a financial disaster for men, especially during divorce settlements, is generally believed to be driving the marriage strike phenomenon.

She keeps nagging him about getting married, but he's on a marriage strike.

marriage strike by Kai Thorsten June 27, 2008