mason is a type of guy that thinks he's super cool, when he's really not. he thinks his truck looks good... it really doesn't. he says he hates you but in reality you're he's fav. person. also, he's a whore. also he thinks he can play the guitar and he will break your heart in seconds.

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have you seen mason's truck?
yeah, he thinks it's cool but i don't.

Mason by masonhater123 October 21, 2019

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Mason

Mason is incredibly insecure about the size of his penis, though he is constantly making fun of other guys' sizes, despite lack of evidence. He ridicules others about their crushes though he becomes incredibly defensive when his are brought up. Despite all these traits, Mason is a cool bro and can always find a way to have fun.

Guy 1) Dang he's such a Mason!

Guy 2) Ikr? I have an 8 incher and he called me small!

Mason by Askadefull November 2, 2012

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Mason

mason is a really rad and freckly guy. he’s the coolest and sweetest guy ever. mason will always be there for you, through thick and thin. he's very loving/caring and super fucking hilarious. mason is the type of person you can talk to for hours on end and there will never be a dull moment. he can hold a conversation very well and he knows lots of random and cool/weird facts which is pretty dope cause everyone else is a fucking idiot.

random chick: who is that freckly kid
other random chick: woah vro thats mason, he's so awesome, he'll knock your socks off

random chick: w o w i need a man like that

other random chick: *in george lopez voice* i know huh

Mason by cokesperm June 9, 2017

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Mason

A sexy motherfucker that is rich and loves his hair and loves his sixpack also his girlfriend plus he also enjoys counting money.

Mason is sexy

Mason by Masons6806 May 1, 2018

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