hayden
hayden by lizthegreat September 30, 2020
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hayden is an amazing girl she is 100% cooler than you, she usually has brown hair with blonde highlights and brown eyes, she is most likely a scorpio but, she is drop dead gorgeous to say the least, if you ever see a hayden you will 100% see her with her bff, probably at target because all hayden’s love target! hayden seeks male validation because she tends to be very insecure, so if you ever see a hayden don’t forget to compliment her, it will make her happy for days! hayden’s love attention and she is most likely deprived of physical touch so if hayden looks sad just give her a big hug! hayden’s will love you forever unless you give her a reason not too, her weakness is guys who are funny so when you come across a hayden make sure to go up to her and tell her a bad pickup line, she will love you. <3
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Hayden
extremely kinky guy. loves it rough. tries to make you his bitch. likes red eyes to match his red balls. wants to go skinny dipping in a public pool & see how long it would take to get caught. doesn't know what a firefly or artic blizzard is. likes to bound & gag people & use furry lime green handcuffs.
the only problem is that girls always seem to make him their bitch before he can make them his. Especially girls named Kristen & Stephanie
the only problem is that girls always seem to make him their bitch before he can make them his. Especially girls named Kristen & Stephanie
So he started asking for pics & wanted to bound & gag you?? His name is Hayden right???
Kristen: So i was texting Hayden the other day
Stephanie: you mean sexting? i bet he asked for pics again didn't he? he needs to earn those.
Kristen: So i was texting Hayden the other day
Stephanie: you mean sexting? i bet he asked for pics again didn't he? he needs to earn those.
Hayden by crazyychickks January 1, 2011
hayden
a goose
a freak
a mentally ill person
a guy who does things (such as licking trees, or pelting people with marshmallows calling them FLUFFY BUNNY FLUFFY BUNNY) for no apparent reason except to maybe get girls attention (which is extremely rare)
someone who is very immature
a freak
a mentally ill person
a guy who does things (such as licking trees, or pelting people with marshmallows calling them FLUFFY BUNNY FLUFFY BUNNY) for no apparent reason except to maybe get girls attention (which is extremely rare)
someone who is very immature
ex. 1-
person #1 : "whoa, look at that one dude, what is he doing?!"
person #2 : "oh, you mean the guy who's peeling the skins off grapes and throwing them at the wall? nah, thats normal for him, he's a hayden."
ex. 2-
person #1 (seeing some guy pull down his pants and run around screaming out old sayings like Patience is a virtue and Treat others as you would like to be treated) "what the... why the hell would someone do a thing like that?"
person #2 : whoa, i dont know... oh wait. he's hayden.
person #1 : "whoa, look at that one dude, what is he doing?!"
person #2 : "oh, you mean the guy who's peeling the skins off grapes and throwing them at the wall? nah, thats normal for him, he's a hayden."
ex. 2-
person #1 (seeing some guy pull down his pants and run around screaming out old sayings like Patience is a virtue and Treat others as you would like to be treated) "what the... why the hell would someone do a thing like that?"
person #2 : whoa, i dont know... oh wait. he's hayden.
hayden by FRIEDCHICKEN24 May 14, 2011
hayden
An externally creepy person with a big mole on there face. or could also be knows as a future or current molester / pedophile with greasy hair.
Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
hayden by Bambiixxxxhardcore March 20, 2009