Spencer 

Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.

Spencer: Hgh... I love... love... LOVE crime novels...
Iris: i will beat you to death

Spencer by AAAAGGGGHHH August 22, 2019

Spencer 

A fat lazy millennial from Smyrna Tennessee with man boobs with a butt-ugly girlfriend who scams and lies to unsuspecting individuals.

Don't be a Spencer.

Spencer by Scammed one to many times September 22, 2019

Spencer 

A gay motherfucker, who pretends to be high when he walks in to class. Absolute gay nigga

That guy is really gay he must be a spencer

Spencer by Hey der September 30, 2019

Spencer 

Naturally Talented KID WITH a lot of money

Spencer is gay

Spencer by WOIDAIJODWAIW October 13, 2019

Spencer 

Spencer is an amazing guy. The way he makes you feel is unbeatable. His presence lights up the room and you can’t help but smile when he is near. He is funny, reliable, tall, an amazing friend, and attractive, with his piercing blue eyes and curly blonde hair. Spencer’s close friends see the real him and they feel like they can tell each other anything. And anybody closer than that, such as a girlfriend, would be the luckiest person on earth. Because Spencer has a huge heart and is willing to give it all to his one and only. Spencer’s are really just the best people on the planet, and you can’t help but love every part of them . There’s no doubt about it!

Girl 1: why do you look so happy?
Girl 2: I just hung out with Spencer!
Girl 1: Lucky!

Spencer by Olivier_cookies October 17, 2019

SPENCER 

lazy small fat

how did you get out of you hospital cell Spencer

spencer who let you out of hell

SPENCER by bigdadd999 November 1, 2019

Spencer 

Just a really astro type of physicist and a dashingly handsome taco daddy who loves a good food delivery.

Wow, my food got here so fast, it must have been delivered by a Spencer.

Spencer by Merileo November 1, 2019