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You are now playing The Game.
You can never quit the game.
You can never win the game.
The object of the game is not to think about the game.
Every time you think of the game, you lose.
When you lose the game you must declare, "I lose", out loud, so that anyone around you who plays the game will also lose.
When you lose the game you have thirty minutes to forget about the game.
After that thirty minutes you're able to lose again.
Have fun playing,
Oh yeah, I lose.
You can never quit the game.
You can never win the game.
The object of the game is not to think about the game.
Every time you think of the game, you lose.
When you lose the game you must declare, "I lose", out loud, so that anyone around you who plays the game will also lose.
When you lose the game you have thirty minutes to forget about the game.
After that thirty minutes you're able to lose again.
Have fun playing,
Oh yeah, I lose.
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the game
Boy: dad what are we going to look at on tv?
Dad: Football...
Boy: HeHe What is football? :3
Dad: a sport...
Boy:Oh yeah? *giggles* what type of sport??? :)
Dad: one with a football..
Boy:O RLY? and what do ppl call it besides football??? :3
Dad: a sport...what do you call it?
Boy: ITS CALLED THE FUCKING GAME
Dad: you just lost.
Boy: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dad: son i am disappoint.
Random JI joe: See kids? the trick is not to think about the game or you will lose it
knowings halve the battle
Dad: Football...
Boy: HeHe What is football? :3
Dad: a sport...
Boy:Oh yeah? *giggles* what type of sport??? :)
Dad: one with a football..
Boy:O RLY? and what do ppl call it besides football??? :3
Dad: a sport...what do you call it?
Boy: ITS CALLED THE FUCKING GAME
Dad: you just lost.
Boy: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dad: son i am disappoint.
Random JI joe: See kids? the trick is not to think about the game or you will lose it
knowings halve the battle
the game by montychughes November 1, 2010
the game
1. Any household pseudo-sport played using equipment already in place in the home. 'The game' will refer to whichever particular event might be in contemporary ascendency, but will probably refer to one of the below:
1a) The Egg Game. Every time an egg is cooked, it is thrown between two participants until ultimately dropped by one, who is a 'dropper' (see 'dropper'). In the event that both parties agree that an egg's performance has been remarkable, it can bee retired.
1b) The spear game. A curtain rail colsely resembling a spear is thrown at a wall in an attempt to make as large an indentation as possible. There is, as yet, no way of confirming a winner.
1c) Stupid game in the kitchen. A game of many rounds, most of which involve the attempt to throw an oversized tennis ball into various target areas (e.g. behind the fridge, the bin, the oven, the recycling box etc.). Points are awarded per round victory on an accumulative basis.
1a) The Egg Game. Every time an egg is cooked, it is thrown between two participants until ultimately dropped by one, who is a 'dropper' (see 'dropper'). In the event that both parties agree that an egg's performance has been remarkable, it can bee retired.
1b) The spear game. A curtain rail colsely resembling a spear is thrown at a wall in an attempt to make as large an indentation as possible. There is, as yet, no way of confirming a winner.
1c) Stupid game in the kitchen. A game of many rounds, most of which involve the attempt to throw an oversized tennis ball into various target areas (e.g. behind the fridge, the bin, the oven, the recycling box etc.). Points are awarded per round victory on an accumulative basis.
Joe would have liked to have done some work, but his morning was occupied almost entirely by a tiring round of the game, after which a nap, wank, and brief read about dragons was all he could muster.
the game by 71 Hurst / S12 August 3, 2005
The Game
An impossible-to-win-game (a.k.a. VVVEEERRRYYY HHHAAARRRDDD GGGAAAMMMEEE) that consists of dozens of rules.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game
Basic Rules:
1. If you think about The Game, you play The Game
2. If you think about The Game, you lose The Game (LOL, you lost... SHIT!)
3. If you lose the game, you don't lose again until you have forgotten and then remembered again.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game
Basic Rules:
1. If you think about The Game, you play The Game
2. If you think about The Game, you lose The Game (LOL, you lost... SHIT!)
3. If you lose the game, you don't lose again until you have forgotten and then remembered again.
Dude 1: "When life give you lemons, you just lost The Game."
Dude 2: "I WAS ON A WINNING STREAK!"
(Rule #38 at website above: You cannot have a winning streak)
Dude 2: "I WAS ON A WINNING STREAK!"
(Rule #38 at website above: You cannot have a winning streak)
The Game by fishboyultra December 19, 2008
The Game
A 'game' so to speak. There are 3 rules to the game:
1. You must not think about the game at all.
2. You can only lose the game once every 30 minutes.
3. The only way you can win the game is if the queen goes on national TV and says 'I lost the game'.
If someone says 'I lost the game', then you pretty much lost too - you can't not think about the game when someone says I Lost The Game.
1. You must not think about the game at all.
2. You can only lose the game once every 30 minutes.
3. The only way you can win the game is if the queen goes on national TV and says 'I lost the game'.
If someone says 'I lost the game', then you pretty much lost too - you can't not think about the game when someone says I Lost The Game.
the game
Rules of the Game
1.When you think about the game, you lose
2.You can only lose the Game every 30 min
3.When you lose the Game you must shout out "I lost the Game!"
4. (not sure if this is true or not) once you learn about the game you are in the game
5.Once you are in the Game you can't leave
6.You can't win the Game...EVER
Point
Dont think of the Game or else
1.When you think about the game, you lose
2.You can only lose the Game every 30 min
3.When you lose the Game you must shout out "I lost the Game!"
4. (not sure if this is true or not) once you learn about the game you are in the game
5.Once you are in the Game you can't leave
6.You can't win the Game...EVER
Point
Dont think of the Game or else
Man 1 "Hey guess what?"
Man 2 "What"
Man 1 "I lost the Game"
Man 2 "Dude I really hate you right now"
Man 2 "What"
Man 1 "I lost the Game"
Man 2 "Dude I really hate you right now"
the game by all you need is GIR and tacos May 2, 2009