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Twankay, or 'twankey' is an inferior grade of green tea, with an old, ragged, open leaf – the implication is that the widow is 'past her best' — with the name Twankay deriving from Tunxi in Anhui, from where the tea in China originates.
The widow Twanky
Twanky by Nopostcard October 28, 2021
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Twanky Wat 

Someone who is a wanker but managed to achieve the rank of twat
Get in your spaz chariot you twanky wat
Twanky Wat by Ninetailedfox September 21, 2016
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Twanky Duces 

22 inch rims. Rims Often too large to fit on a car, but are put on anyways.
Damn, Dem' twanky duces look raw homie.
Twanky Duces by Melaii December 22, 2008

stanky twanky 

Wash your stanky twanky
My penis is clean I don't need to wash it
stanky twanky by Soup+soup=soup January 7, 2018
Have you seen the Video of Ushanka Kid? When he said Stalin would be better than Trump he was a real Tanky
Tanky by Comradekennedy March 11, 2019

Twinky technique 

When your fucking someone in the ass and you don't pull out. So like a Twinky, the ass is cream filled.
I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I forgot to pull out. I then said, " So the Twinky Technique does work."
Twinky technique by MudslideMan November 8, 2017
A gay man who is both a twink and a skank.
-Ughhh. Tim is such a twank.

-A what?

-He's both a twink and a skank. Hence, twank.
Twank by AlexChris13 October 8, 2016