Straight White Male, a man who embodies all the worst characteristics of straight white men. They are whiney and privledged, but are incapable of recognizing it. They aren’t respectful toward women, unless they are thin, young, and blond.
John told me he worked harder than me for his scholarship, even though his dad donated a bunch of money to the university. What a SWM.
Do you even really need a fuckingdefinition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (SingleWhite MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
A male who purposely wipes himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.
A male suffering from Self Wiped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.