A "friend" who comes into your house like a whirlwind, asks if he can have a beer, eats your leftover
pizza, plays your Xbox, does all your
drugs, leaves tons of
trash behind, and then complains when the above activities are not available.
6:47pm - Banging on front door
Travis: Hey dudes, whats up. Aw sweet you got Blue Moon, let me get one. Oh, and can I warm up this
pizza? I got next game in Halo dude. Let me hit that joint in the mean
time. You guys suck, you don'
t have any munchies. Does anyone have any pills? Oh well, catch you guys later.
6:54pm - Door slams
Kenny: Geesh that kid is like a swarm of locust.