"i threw my dick in her squam and it felt
like i was river rafting. i traversed squam
canyon and
came out breathing on the other side. also i had to dispense my cum in an oscillating fan kind of way, like it had to be dispensed properly so everyone could get a taste of it. the actors fuck that up all the time. but then again they were jerks in the first place.
When you don't have enough fingers anymore, it's time to get a new girl."