Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops,
sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn'
t there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would
mean something if it wasn'
t coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn'
t been seen for months.. how..did..?"
Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.