Shitness 

Cool way of saying “legitness”

Dude Infinity War was Shitness

Shitness by Lil Tay The Youngest Flexer July 25, 2018

Shitness 

When food is so amazing it makes you shit.

That curry was the shitness

Shitness by God King James June 19, 2015

shitness 

When you do fitness and workouts, but you accidentally shit yourself doing so.

I got a nice workout in today, but it became shitness after I pooped everywhere.

shitness by Ricochet Productions September 9, 2020

Shitness 

It’s basically just shit

Omg! The new guy is just shitness

Shitness by DJDABBY October 11, 2022

Shitness of Breath 

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

Shitness of Breath by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

Planet Shitness 

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

Planet Shitness by D Flawless December 7, 2019

Unfinished shitness 

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.

I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.

Unfinished shitness by mregina April 17, 2016