quatch 

a term used to refer to a woman's unusually hairy vagina. taken from the word sasquatch. or just a word to substitute for vagina, pussy, cunt, twat etc.

SASQUATCH - SAS = QUATCH

Dude, last night i got so drunk and sassed Kelly's quatch. It looked like she was smuggling Chewbacca in her underwear!

OR

Dude, i finally got the quatch last night. It was pretty tight

quatch by skid69dawg July 30, 2009

quatch 

1) A slang word used for most std's. The clap, herpes, and crabs would all fit into this words definition.

person: "Stay away from susan. She has the quatch."

quatch by Led Man November 16, 2005

Quatch 

(n) A cluster or group of Bigfoot aka Sasquatch.

Deep in the woods we were surrounded by a quatch of Bigfoot.

Quatch by Forsquatch February 1, 2021

quatch hambees 

25 cent McDonalds hamburgers

"Dude, let's harsh mau on some quatch hambees!"
"Forshnomwhat!"

quatch hambees by Dave Gillies April 23, 2008

nice-quatch 

An exclamation one makes when something good happens but only if said individual believes bigfoot exists.

Wanting bigfoot to exist but questioning the feasibility also applies as someone who can use the word nice-quatch.

Someone who does not like nor believe in bigfoot cannot use the term nice-quatch and truly mean it.

guy 1: "dude you won a million dollars!"

guyr 2 "nice-quatch."

nice-quatch by Wordsmith James August 30, 2010

Andrew Quatch

An LG Slaying manwhore known to prowl across gay, small, pulpmill filled towns. He has never dated a woman over the age of 12 and is known to have discovered the sasQUATCH. Just to have loud kinky buttsex inside of its chest cavity.

Andrew Quatch wanted to try out something tricky tonight, like licking eachothers buttholes.

Andrew Quatch by CamB January 4, 2013

Quatsch 

The German word for nonsense.

Also: Short for "This is stupid/bullshit!"

Example 1:

Kid: Yesterday, Superman was flying over my house.

Dad: That's total Quatsch !

Example 2:

Girl A: I'm the hottest girl in the entire world.

Girl B: Stop talking such Quatsch ! Everybody knows, that I'm the hottest girl in the entire world !

Example 3:

A: Santa Claus is real!

B: Quatsch!

Quatsch by Manuuu January 29, 2014