**Panican** *(n.)* – A derogatory term originally coined by Donald J. Trump, ironically describing his own cult-like followers. Despite Trump's command, *"Don’t be weak, don’t be stupid—don’t be a Panican!"* his most loyal supporters embody the very
definition:
- **Blindly obedient**, despite Trump appointing grossly unqualified officials to his cabinet, dismantling public education (to keep his base
ignorant and easily manipulated), and enacting policies that harm the working class while enriching the elite.
- **Willfully
ignorant** of Trump’s extensive history of sexual assault allegations (including
rape), his friendship with convicted
child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, and his disturbing, incestuous remarks about his own daughter.
- **Hypocritically devout**, praising Trump as a "messiah" while ignoring his blatant anti-Christian behavior—spreading hatred, cheating on his wives (including with a porn star while Melania was postpartum), and bragging about sexual assault.
- **Easily conned**, as they continue worshipping a
man who openly despises the poor, lies constantly, and has done nothing to improve their lives—yet they defend him with religious fervor.
This
definition highlights the hypocrisy and cult-like devotion of Trump’s base, exposing how the term *"Panican"*—meant as an insult to others—perfectly describes his own followers.