An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts 7-up and Johnny Walker Red Label. Eponymous with the famed an American Neo-Pentecostal Televangelist, we proudly dedicate and consecrate this and all beverages to the Lord jesus Christ, [Amen}
-Yo that Oral Roberts really washed the taste of bus station hookers out of your mouth.
-Word, Reverend
When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!
My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.
1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.
2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.
2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!