Nessie
Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures
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nessie by moe the monkey January 5, 2009
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Paddy Troy's friendly loch ness penis
a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney
Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!
a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney
Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!
i got into cold water and nessie shrivelled up.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!
You mean im gonna be a daddy?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!
You mean im gonna be a daddy?
nessie by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004
Nessie
Nessie from loch Ness has long outgrown his nessting pond where he hatchedwayback and now must splash around the open oceans of the world, travelling is a pastime but mostly resides along the east coast of Australia where he is protecting his human host from undauvories, he's been spotted off Bulli in the water when summoned by offerings of slurpees from 7 eleven not Matty bees gf slurpee hell no. In the headlines recently he sunk a container ship of the eastcoast that possibly forgot to load his regular shipment of teff his favorite breakfast treat.
It's said that as an immortal serpant god and of the shapeshifting species he can take on human form sinking with the correct host a Matty But not Matty b and the whereabouts of this host is said to be in the Wollongong district where keaps keaps sighting him serpanting or de-panting hot young women with other high flying serpents from a Lake N and his minion allegedly Time after time keaps spotting them.
Nessies human form has been known to have a keen eye for one female in particular who is also described in the urban dictionary, and a true goddess herself. If your lucky enough to meet him you will experience uplifting positivity and has been described as a fun outgoing social butterfly and also as awesome+unique+special to everyone who knows him.
It's said that as an immortal serpant god and of the shapeshifting species he can take on human form sinking with the correct host a Matty But not Matty b and the whereabouts of this host is said to be in the Wollongong district where keaps keaps sighting him serpanting or de-panting hot young women with other high flying serpents from a Lake N and his minion allegedly Time after time keaps spotting them.
Nessies human form has been known to have a keen eye for one female in particular who is also described in the urban dictionary, and a true goddess herself. If your lucky enough to meet him you will experience uplifting positivity and has been described as a fun outgoing social butterfly and also as awesome+unique+special to everyone who knows him.
"Nessie is on the rocks again"
Girl#1 #Oh that Nessie is the best better than him n him put together with her"
Bloke# I wish I was Nessie
Bloke#2 same
Girl#1 #Oh that Nessie is the best better than him n him put together with her"
Bloke# I wish I was Nessie
Bloke#2 same
Nessie by Someoneotherthannessie1 February 4, 2021