Herpaderp 

A word used when you make a stupid decision and mess something up.

Person 1: Hey where is your phone?
Person 2: Oh herpaderp, i just dropped it in the river.

Herpaderp by DumbDefinitons November 22, 2020

Herpdert 

When a marriage of two different people from two different cultures have an outdoor ceremony but the pastor is Jewish

Did you go to the Herpdert last weekend?

Herpdert by leatherwings February 25, 2015

HerpAlert 

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

HerpAlert by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

herpaderping 

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.

Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!

herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013

Herpderpes 

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.

John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider

Herpderpes by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011

herpderpt 

When two people from different cultures get married and have and outdoor ceremony, and the pasture is Jewish.

Man that herpderpt made me cry!

herpderpt by JumperJax April 1, 2017

herpa derp

Used to express the stupidity of a given situation.

You put the bread in the fridge? Herpa derp.

herpa derp by Figure .10 October 16, 2010